Fuck, this is the first Watchfic I've read in weeks and it feels so good. You’ve known some truly asexual specimens in the depths of Harvard’s graduate laboratories. The world of co-ed mating rituals went on in a completely separate venn diagram from them, never splashing over to ripple the surfaces of their real obsessions. Rorschach, on the other hand, makes it his life’s work to get as close as possible to every perversion and be disgusted by it, gleefully meting out punishment. That is so good. So sharp. Ugh. I could go on. Also I have a huge kink for venn diagrams.

I was so into this fic that I managed to read the very last sentence as ending with 'a sea of furious nipples', and I have to say that kind of really worked, too, amazingly.